The Man Who Plays Priest
1. I have never been addressed, wish to be addressed or seek to be so address as ‘His Holeyness (sic.) Papa Joe’
2. I am not notorious for foul mouth rants.
3. The ‘Father of Love Bites’ is a rather crass and unfounded term to be applied as I have never been the bearer of such.
4. I am not an impostor.
5. I have never attended a meeting I have not been invited to attend.
6. I have never been ejected from any meeting.
7. I have never turned up uninvited to any meeting of the Cathedral Parish in Ennis.
8. I have never been addressed in such a fashion by any priest in my life.
9. The veracity of the claim made at the end of this posting is required.